Put the word "anal" before the model of a Ford.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
09/13/2014 at 22:41 • Filed to: FORD

Anal Expedition, Huehuehue

Credit for the picture goes to Imgur.

DISCUSSION (73)

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:43

even works with nicknames! Anal FiST!

EL_ULY > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:43

lol Anal SHO

PS9 > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:44

'2 guys 1 horse' could be renamed 'Anal Mustang'.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
09/13/2014 at 22:44

Hahaha, CoTD.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:45

What about dodge?

Anal challenger

Anal hellcat

Anal charger

Anal avenger

Anal dart

Anal caravan

Anal journey

Anal viper

Anal ram

Vi517, JDX Racing > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:45

Anal Escort

NonDriftingS13 > Your boy, BJR
09/13/2014 at 22:45

haha anal fiesta

GoneOffroad > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:45

haha. anal escape

Leadbull > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:46

Anal F15o

PS9 > EL_ULY
09/13/2014 at 22:46

Eating at Taco Bell will result in you having Anal S.H.O.

jkm7680 > Leadbull
09/13/2014 at 22:46

That sounds like some strange sexual maneuver.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:46

Anal F-150

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 22:47

How about the Plymouth Anal Breeze?

But Anal Contour just works...

I lost it at Anal Avenger.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:48

Anal Fusion.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:48

Plymouth Anal Prowler

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 22:48

Or if you take the PT out, the Anal Cruiser.

Crest > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:49

See this is why chevy is cool. it won't work with chevy names. Anal corvette…..uh what the hell is that? But an anal fusion or an anal escape is hilarious

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/13/2014 at 22:49

jkm7680 > Crest
09/13/2014 at 22:50

Haha, Chevy got that part right.

Wait a sec: Anal Nomad?

EL_ULY > PS9
09/13/2014 at 22:51

lol ewww!

Leadbull > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:51

I'd just like to point out that I made that comment a full minute before Arch Duke.

Although he used a hyphen, so I guess that counts for something.

Rainbow > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:51

Anal Escort. I know, I know. That name is a joke without any help, anyway.

But what about Anal Flex? Sounds like an awful medical condition.

And Anal Windstar is the stage name of the newly crowned Flatulence King.

Anal Contour is a poorly translated tagline for underpants.

Anal Five Hundred is a gang-bang porno flick.

Anal Sierra is what we called that annoying bitch in high school.

Anal Freestyle is when your submissive lover gives you a bottle of lube before being tied up.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:51

What about chevy anal spark

dogisbadob > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:52

Anal Capri

Anal Sierra

Anal Mondeo

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:53

Really? Has no-one said Anal Probe yet? I'm disappointed in you guys...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Crest
09/13/2014 at 22:54

Anal Nova

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 22:54

That works! Or you could take a leisurely Anal Cruze.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2014 at 22:55

I'm dissapointed in myself for not remembering that one.

jkm7680 > Rainbow
09/13/2014 at 22:55

Hahahahahhaa, These are pure gold.

Anal Tempo?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:55

What about Chrysler Anal New Yorker.

claramag, Mustaco Master > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 22:57

Anal Ram haha!

RMudkips > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:57

Anal Bronco

Anal Thunderbird

Anal Fox(???)

Anal Five Hundred

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 22:58

Or Honda Anal Odyssey

jkm7680 > RMudkips
09/13/2014 at 22:59

The all new Anal Bronco!

Rainbow > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:00

I suppose that could be another term for regularity!

Anal Fusion could be a description of the ending of Requiem For a Dream.

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 23:03

Anal Wrangler

Leadbull > Crest
09/13/2014 at 23:04

Anal Trailblazer.

The Transporter > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:04

Anal Econoline.

Kinja'd!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:05

Anal Renegade

ly2v8-Brian > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2014 at 23:08

Low hanging fruit

Dusty Ventures > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/13/2014 at 23:08

Pontiac Anal Vibe

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dusty Ventures
09/13/2014 at 23:10

You win

ly2v8-Brian > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:10

Mercury

Anal cougar

Anal marauder

Anal comet

Dusty Ventures > Crest
09/13/2014 at 23:16

Not so fast, Chevy's got some gold ;)

Anal Spin

Anal Tracker

Anal Traverse

Anal Express

Anal Tornado

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Anal Celebrity

Anal Joy

Anal Kommando

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Anal Master

Anal Metro

Anal Rodeo

Anal Special

Anal Spectrum

Anal Sprint

Anal Titan

Anal Venture

gmctavish needs more space > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:46

Anal Skyliner

Anal Galaxie

Anal Crown Victoria

Anal Granada

Anal Consul

Anal Gran Torino is just a porn of Gran Torino

Anal Business Coupe

erikgrad > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 23:55

Anal Ranger Splash

Anal Courier

Anal Maverick

PushToStart > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 00:14

Anal GT 40?

Sounds painful.

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > EL_ULY
09/14/2014 at 00:30

WHY!!!

Chase > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 00:38

Works on a hell of a lot more than fords. Jeep Commander anyone? Chevy Avalanche, Izuzu Trooper
http://agirlandherfed.com/1.153.html

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > erikgrad
09/14/2014 at 01:24

Kinja'd!!!

Lost it after "splash"

RMudkips > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 02:49

With a large back end.

jkm7680 > Chase
09/14/2014 at 07:56

Anal Hombre.

jkm7680 > PushToStart
09/14/2014 at 07:56

That sounds extremely painful.

Crest > Leadbull
09/14/2014 at 10:03

Now that sounds really bad

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/14/2014 at 10:28

These are actually better than the Fords ones, keep up the good work!

Chase > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 10:52

hahahahaha

Camry-Into-Canyon > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 13:00

Chrysler:

Anal Raider

Anal Ramcharger

Anal Crossfire

Anal Magnum

Honda / Acura:

Anal Pilot

Anal Fit

Anal City

Anal Vigor

Anal Legend

Nissan:

Anal Pathfinder

Anal Armada

Anal Titan

Anal Frontier

Anal Quest

Toyota:

Anal Matrix

Anal Echo

Anal Tundra

Anal Land Cruiser

GM:

Anal Canyon

Anal Terrain

Anal Firebird

Anal Grand Prix

Anal Phoenix

Anal Tracker

Anal Storm

Anal Cutlass

Anal Aurora

Anal Rendevous

Honourable Mention: The Pontiac Asscrack.

jkm7680 > Camry-Into-Canyon
09/14/2014 at 13:02

These are awesome.

Camry-Into-Canyon > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 13:07

Thanks. Oddly enough, I drive one of them.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
09/14/2014 at 22:17

Anal Freestyle

Chris Zimmer > jkm7680
09/16/2014 at 04:43

Anal escort

Camry-Into-Canyon > Chase
09/16/2014 at 16:14

Good ones. I see your Anal Trooper and raise you the Anal Mysterious Utility Wizard and the Anal Rodeo

anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > Camry-Into-Canyon
09/19/2014 at 00:37

Anal Aurora

I was already laughing my ass off, but I lost it right there.

Anal Aurora.

Camry-Into-Canyon > anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq
09/19/2014 at 08:45

If you like the Anal Aurora, check out the Anal Intrigue!

Braking-Dad > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/09/2014 at 09:05

Looks like the Mopar destroys Ford in the "Anal Prefix" showdown.

dr861 > jkm7680
10/09/2014 at 13:21

Anal Flex. HAHAHAHAHA

Abbey > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/09/2014 at 13:54

Hahahahha! That was great! How About:

Anal Airflow

Anal conquest

Anal intrepid

Anal New yorker

Anal Royal

Anal town & country (Why miss a chance, huh?)

Anal VIP

Anal firepower

Anal crossfire

Anal Hunter

Anal drifter

Anal Dynasty

Anal Executive

Anal Barracuda?

ghosty - electric space wizard > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/09/2014 at 19:19

Anal Avenger sounds like a comic book that should never be released.

ghosty - electric space wizard > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/09/2014 at 19:19

I was looking for this before I posted. You beat me to it.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > jkm7680
10/09/2014 at 21:32

Anal Explorer.

Proctology, FTW!

Alexmrb > jkm7680
10/11/2014 at 21:08

Anal Windstar

Anal Probe

Anal Escape

Anal Econoline

Anal Contour

Alexmrb > jkm7680
10/11/2014 at 21:10

Hyundai:

Anal Accent

Anal Pony

Anal Excel

Anal Genesis

Anal Veloster

Anal Santa Fe (ow)

The Old Man from Scene 24 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/14/2014 at 23:21

Showing my age here, but how 'bout Anal Lancer?